When you’re a duck and have places to be, but safety is key
I literally saw a goose do a similar thing while I was on the highway going to work
Omg
They are learning
#respectful law abiding birds
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I thought people might like to see this video of a duck trying to walk on a frozen lake that I found in my gallery.
He’s doing an amazing job
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just precisely how bad was 1500s jerusalem at making maps, you ask? well,
this…is a fidget spinner
Reblog if you believe in fidget spinner earth.
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My Uber driver is blasting Dancing Queen and the whole car smells like weed
5 Stars
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How daring
Don’t worry, comrades, I’ll bust you outta there. To sustain you in the meantime, here is the tail off a lizard that I didn’t quite catch.
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Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.
English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.
My expectations weren’t met, they were exceeded.
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HERE HE COMES
HERE HE COMES
HERE HE COMES
HERE HE COMES
HERE HE COMES
HE HAS ARRIVED
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can they like release new vegetables
i work at whole foods and im here to tell u that they do
Some lady the other day puts this on my conveyor belt
and im like ……………………………………..ma’am what is this
and she has the audacity to say “i don’t know”
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